fat-smellamy

biphobic:

lol at anti-porn men always saying “i don’t like porn because it creates an unrealistic expectation of sex” as their reason rather than “i don’t like pornography because it’s an industry that rapes, abuses, and exploits women for profit”

you poor thing, you have my condolences because your girlfriend expected you to last longer than 40 seconds, that’s truly the most tragic result of porn consumption

robert-winchester-novak

abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING