psychedelic-weather

dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

sameatschildren

sameatschildren:

normajeane-:

That gross guy wanted me to come meet him downtown.  Um why the fuck would I want to meet you after you talk about putting your dick in my mouth two minutes into talking with you?  I will never understand what makes guys think that’s a good idea.  Girls DO NOT appreciate it.

Because many men are just disgusting and stupid on top of that

Disgusting men who are smart(ish) are even scarier.