i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY
no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty
Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).
people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty
alternatively: wash ur damn clothes
That gross guy wanted me to come meet him downtown. Um why the fuck would I want to meet you after you talk about putting your dick in my mouth two minutes into talking with you? I will never understand what makes guys think that’s a good idea. Girls DO NOT appreciate it.
Because many men are just disgusting and stupid on top of that
Disgusting men who are smart(ish) are even scarier.