Lil Caesars employee: PIZZA PIZZA
Me: is it good?
Lil Caesars employee: it’s hot and it’s ready
Me: is it good?
Lil Caesars employee: it’s HOT and it’s READY
Me: is it good?
Lil Caesars employee: (weeping softly) no
the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
do you need to talk
i wish i was a croissant
straight up, i think we need to start unironically using the term megacorporation
amazon, disney, pepsi, pretty much any company that owns enough subsidiaries that you’re probably touching five of their products at any one time without realizing unless you know very well where everything you buy comes from
that’s a megacorporation
and it’s bad, todd
WE LIVE IN AN OLIGOPOLIC KLEPTOPLUTOCRACY AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE
we care, it’s just hard to spell
I tried to read this post out loud
Scary amounts of rain in Oman. A cyclone more powerful has deluged this major city with nearly three years worth of rainfall in a single day, leaving 11 people dead. (Source)
More bizarre world posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world
What the fuck how do you go outside
Origin of the Amber Alert
Amber Hagerman, 9, and her little brother Ricky, 5, were pedaling their bikes to an abandoned grocery store on the afternoon of January 13, 1996. Ricky went home alone, and an eyewitness, a 78-year old retiree, accounted that Amber was biking alone when a man in a dark pickup grabbed her and pulled her into the vehicle.
He contacted the police, who did a massive search along with some volunteers in the area. She was found four days later on a creek bed, dead and sexually assaulted for the two days she had been kept alive. No suspects had been found but this led to the start of the now well known Amber Alert, an international child abduction alert bulletin. (Source)
Oh my goodness 😡😔
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